Saturday, December 30, 2006

What Makes A Scorpio Dissappear

Everyone says that I drive the camper but err

I work for a company that is occupational medicine, and I divide between work and care of medical visits and in this respect I can tell you now talk to a real CamIO .. er camper.
Here's why:
When it was decided in the company to take the camper, as a mobile unit for visits, then (it was October) was the only employee and asked: "Do you feel to drive the camper?" I said, 'Yes, it's like a machine more or less "
the evening when I told my" then "boyfriend (left me less than a month to 4 months of our marriage) he burst out laughing at my answer and I said, "Are you crazy? You're a tragedy with the operations of the machine: light 'man'"
Indeed I still have not understood the mechanism of the parking lot of the machine so much that sometimes after a few tries and the machines that play back by refuse to park, but failing to consider reversing that I have serious trouble understanding how to straighten and keep the wheels straight for more than 10 cm. So Then in November was made the new girl, Niki: more good and safe driving, for which all placed their confidence in her leadership of the camper and said that sooner or later I would have learned. And I was happy: I did not own this responsibility.

On Thursday last the camper was ready to Our Lady of the Arch and I, Niki and Peppe (my boss) went to pick him up. When the garage to bring it up to Portsmouth I offered to take him. Abstract: I did because I had organized visits to the port on Friday, the day after, and I should take it, I wanted to get some 'hands if not never, never, never, never dreamed I'd even offer to drive it.
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This voluntary initiative is viewed by society as a position I have to show them my confidence and fluency and to prove that I was able to bring this and more, and then an act of considerable courage. According to them I really wanted to be the FIRST company to drive the camper's health! What you absolutely do not understand and that I wanted when I was complimented, I had to make an effort to contradict nn so was the absurdity (of course I have not contradicted). Anyway I get

trembling (but have seen what security?) On the camper top 3.5 m, long and 6m wide nn so much and I sit down. Next to me was Niki.
Peppe was driving the car with which we had arrived. And we walk
vs Ercolano.1 Leg and 1 gas station for passing maneuver because Peppe before I throw in a park-sac. No one sees anything in the camper back, since there is the wall, and ds is seen evil, since it is very wide, so Niki had to drive for operation. Then gasoline, expressway, freeway, exit at Portsmouth, impact of the mirror where nn so that if it falls, motor home parking.
Peppe "Cate So how are you? From the car I saw you safe! For this I went out to Portsmouth, where qc is narrow, and not the Greek Torre, wider output but more distant, "I
(which I thought," Fuck! nn see what the fuck I'm still shaking, but still with a modicum of pride: Thank God I have put in place the mirror, and n has noticed!) "It 's easy, more or less like a machine" and he believed it absurd! BELIEF THAT HAS FOR ME IT WAS EASY TO DRIVE THE CAMPER!

And so the next day I go to the doctor at the time of the Port of Naples. Wrong way almost from the exit of the garage and the doctor had to block all traffic to get me to do the maneuver, excited to do 'or gualione ro' camper.

He is an enthusiastic and kind, the main thing is fucked afraid to drive him so much so that when asked of my guide told him: Catherine is fine for her camper No secrets.

So in two days my myth was born. A thousand congratulations and handshakes from all around the office.
So on Saturday I accompanied the doctor to Pozzuoli and as the doctor confirmed my skill no one asked me how I found myself taking for granted my ability to juggle.

Monday I went to another doctor and everything went well this morning well. where I could rest because Niki should have for the first time to accompany the doctor to make the visits (to be noted that Niki driving the car much better than me) : my head did not feel leave her alone with the camper and asked me to guidance and support if nn she could drive the camper !!!!!!!!!!!!! And always
ME asked my opinion about his leadership.
Peppe said: So how are Cate Niki? There was successful to a certain point you had to step in it? "And I
(But are we crazy, but what you smoked?):" Everything good has led her all the time: it can go "

The doctor then he said, a phone, I'm more confident Nicki driving.
He saw me driving and the IV to I saw Nicki guide, then I knew the way to go to the said Nicki us. Anyway this is saying too My myth instead Resize HAS 'further strengthened, and everyone is asking me for advice on how to drive it.

Now I say: but it is true that the world works right down because I still found it difficult to park my car, how can they think I'm an expert camper next to experiment with trucks trucks?


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