Friday, January 23, 2009

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Yes, my current shitty job I broke the balls, it's time to change it. I think I'll give the magical world of catering as scary as my employers who, poor things, they do not know who to sponsor an alien does not have to pay a shit.
But oh well.

Number two, I have to do with my former roommate imaginary probably do some music together, she sings, the little music I do, happily.

Number three, it is time to embark on the production of T-bitches, I feel the time is ripe. But first I must learn to use illustrator.

Number four, next week I am going to Queenstown and Wanaka (I think), better known as the EU pussy the most beautiful place in New Zealand. Maybe. However, I go there because there is a marriage which, inter alia, will be the first wedding to attend. And not even remember the name of the couple but Sticazzi. Officially

drive. With agility, alone, arrogant. I untangle elegantly through the streets of the city. But I still have a minimum sense of "I'm playing the mirror cup of super mario kart.

Spe go better if I think of other things to say, that now are in a hurry I have to go to eat with her whose lay my to be my partner in T-shirts. And why did you write this post if you did not have anything to say, you say. Because I promised to Bea, I say. A resent

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Thursday, January 1, 2009

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shit No more half-season home in New Zealand

I would say that the holidays are over. Well, almost. Here there is the Epiphany, which takes away all the holidays, no old woman who goes around, no stockings hung. However, there is the Black Christmas, Christmas negro, which is always January 6 and celebrates the arrival of the Magi (blacks) by Jesus to bring negrissimi gifts.

However, the celebrations are over. Christmas is past, I still can not comprehend the fact that we have made the CHRISTMAS BARBECUE turning shirt barefoot PEL garden.
Santa Claus brought me the following things:
- two pole
- a Swiss type boxcutter MacGyver But white that fits with your mac "
- in a cosmetic bag with perfume shower gel brushing and flossing, the man who never stops
- emo book, Breaking Dawn
- nerd book, Brisingr
- a toy car, Ferrari.
The car is due to the fact that we have decided to let the secret santa, the one thing that everyone fucking fishing secretly a name from the pile and it is he who makes a gift to that person. As we all sadly know, not all applications to the wishlist so that everyone knew more or less what to seize another. I'd put on my wishlist a Ferrari. It was obvious that I would get the toy car, in reality, however, boh.

Then the coming of the New Year. Dinner at Thai restaurant. I thank you for this new year because for the first time in my life I have avoided knuckle and lentils that make me shit. Arrival of New Year's Eve dinners in a bad mood because I know that I will come before the knuckle of lentils and shit I'm fucking the family of someone who has invented tradition is fucking must suffer the wrath of God forever. Closed brackets, excellent dinner. Same as if we had gone in any other Asian restaurant, among other things, so all cook the same things with different names. But pay 20 € for dinner New Year is always an extraordinary emotion.
then down the street, around and drink some countdown pool with their eyes on the Skytower that oh my God oh my God do the fireworks from the top of the tower which maimed the Doss Trento to San Vigilio.
how it works: Just before midnight the lights of the tower (for the occasion turned white again, the lighting changes with the applicant in the home was green and red) are turned off except for the red flashing pilots distracted. At midnight, the glans of the tower are shooting the fires that since we still tower above, are not fired vertically, but obliquely. The wind here is boring at sea level, at the level of the tower is even worse. Result: on the one hand the fires were far away, turned back toward the other tower. Do you know why the Chinese are yellow? Why piss against the wind. Here, the same.

January lazy, Jan. 2 as well, I guess. In a couple of days I leave for the glorious town of Nelson on a mission of selling children. They go by plane because it is the other island, everyone I speak well but I do not mica cocks I've got to go. But oh well.

This is it, Happy New Year to all!