Thursday, March 23, 2006

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lesson? nooo! Cateweb lesson! One Sunday in Naples

From 1994 to 2000 I attended the Bachelor of Science in Food Science and Technology in Naples and the fool now describe happened during a lesson in gastroenterology, a supplement.
I never question the prof during class but at this depth. All are good questions and then after I thought to myself: "What's wrong: all are a lot of questions during class, why should not I do that? That can never happen? must simply say if it is right or wrong and If anything, explain why and I'll be removed however this question. " after my application starts looking at me and gives me a speech about five minutes on the fibers do not look to be pushing me all the time while I thought, "Who the fuck has ever talked about fiber? Who told you never asked? Them to him he asked another girl before me but because he is only looking at me, and only three hours? I knew I should not ask him anything but the mica can say that I do not care about the fibers: the demand for them has been made even if not by me. "The great thing is that the professor was exalted to speak of the fibers, their role in the colon and could not let him see that I do not give anything, with him looking at me with warmth illustrating the role of fiber for the colon and what was important and that it was wrong to believe otherwise, all as if it were to convince me poor skeptic who believed the opposite.
then after five minutes when I sipped, not wanting an answer that was not intended to me, without stopping him, speaks of milk now my question was made in general did not relate to my problem in the colon but the prof is doing? The whole time turns to me saying: "You who are suffering from colon .." or "For people who like you are suffering from colon problems .." or "For years I tell people who have problems with your stomach.."
Meanwhile, almost the entire class had turned to me and the prof who had approached me to answer and I wanted to be near collapse and thought, "Who made me to ask a question? Now the whole 'classroom looks at me disgusted because he thinks that I go every 3 minutes in the bathroom and I do not drink milk for years for these problems (I take it every morning in fact!).
fact is that after another five minutes in which the professor was looking at me just talking about milk and claimed that it does not take milk for years to no avail but I had to do, in fact I had to eat everything else I would not have solved my problem, I start to turn red and chewing pens and pencils. I already get excited if I see more than one person, imagine if I'm in the middle of a lesson and all believe that I am talking about my health problems and trying to help the prof gave me advice!
I thought then that the worst was over, the prof had stopped the explanation of the milk and the lesson would continue but unfortunately it did not.
Prof. noticing my redness decided to change the topic the day of class and began to explain what were the mechanisms that were triggered in me that made me turn red. To which even the few guys who had not shot at me turn around and was now staring at the whole class while the prof said: "She is red because the heart has increased the pulse and then increased the flow of blood and were dilated capillaries, for example its redness is due to an expansion of the capillaries of the face ....." and so on. In the meantime I had unleashed an irreversible reaction and colors had become red hot and I became more red than the guys looked at me the more I looked redder than I did: no one now looked at the professor: Everyone looked at me and exclusively, including the professor who had never stopped looking for now more than 10 minutes, this time to illustrate well the mechanisms explaining to everyone else. In the meantime I very much wanted it under my chair to break a hole to sink but nothing happened as I became more and more red and I was doing to myself: "What the fuck: I made a simple request: he had to answer yes or no and now I find that people take notes on me! The next time I jump into such an idea I do own a punch in the mouth and I force myself not to speak. " Then
Prof. said that if someone had presented the examination in my condition he would have failed the intent of its course where all the time he had tried to put us at ease.
However, after about 15 minutes of intense figure of shit the lesson ends and I begin to resume their normal color, although very slowly, I have never done so red and I think that it did not ever sweat so much.
When I told the day after this picture with my friend that after he had laughed, he answered seriously: "Look, we all make a fool Cate also happened to me in my life to have done but what is striking is that they are of your normal but are glamorous, grandiose figures are in fact the nth degree "Let's say that even though occurred to me arsed unconscious so that he is right: not everyone can make with a simple question (I only limited to one fact: they were the only words spoken during my entire period of time) a lesson on the colon in a lesson on how the capillaries (considering that the course was of Gastroenterology!) while focusing all the attention in the classroom and on a single person prof.


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