Saturday, December 30, 2006

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sunglasses are all the same

I was out with the doctor to make visits with campers.
To help speed up the doctor and the employee did visiostest ie, a device measured their vision, but in the meantime I looked around because I could not find my sunglasses.

was about half an hour between visits and the other, and during them, I tried these glasses when I enter another customer.
as usual I was distracted in my search and I see her act so I sit down to do the visiotest.
When I sit down and see them exchange for his glasses for my and I think
"Here they are there. How did I not see them before? At last I found you and I do not have to involve a doctor to look as I did before with the calendar, glasses, etc folders. Now that I found them I try not to lose, but how am I going? "

And here comes the flash of inspiration I take the glasses to the employee, almost climbing over, and put them in your hair, happy and secure can no longer escape me nor lost at least for that morning.
The employee looks at me strange, but it does not say anything and I still do visiotest. At the end of

visiotest saw that the employee was slow to leave and I was getting nervous as the crowd of people still waiting.
"Ok we're done" And he looked at me

(But shit does not understand?)
"Let's see if he has signed, ok all right. He can go" And he
"Glasses?"
And I still did not understand what he meant (But shit I took for ophthalmologist? Now I have to look at how the test went well with the whole 'people are?)
"The glasses can wait. You see 10/10" ( And now you go fuck?)
He insistent: "My glasses," And I
at the limit of patience: "But what glasses?
He said," My sunglasses
And I (fuck this is worse off than I was a few minutes and does not know where he put his glasses)
"Where I'm sorry? You remember where you put them? "
" He's got her head in "

also because I wanted to die in the meantime had entered the doctor told me desperate
" But how do I do with you? "

and ridavo while they were thinking, "And what happened to me?"


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You can set fire to fetch water? I succeeded

Wednesday calling me saying that I had to make a withdrawal of water on a ship, for the analysis of drinking. Last year I did on the same ship analysis on the areas I knew well, and then the chef of the ship.

I went quietly in the harbor past the checkpoint for cars unauthorized but soon as I turned into it to reach the site where it was detain the ship, he stopped the financing of the port and I was:
- without permission
- having turned the bag, the guard moved to pity he let me go.

arrived on the ship, the chef fills me with the usual compliments. And over coffee
hold a meeting at The Journal also improvised together on how to implement HACCP in 2006.
Then I ask to go to the bathroom. And the chef takes me in a cab. Entry into the cabin and go to the bathroom because I can not find the switch I pee in total darkness groping in the dark where was the pot (you could not see anything as there is no door in the bathroom). The discharge can not find it, and then exit I just close the tablet.

I'll be back in the kitchen and get ready to take the water sample. The chef in the meantime continues to fill me with compliments on my professionalism.

to work in a sterile environment usually do two things:
- I wet your hands with alcohol
- with the lighter sterilize the faucet.

Unfortunately I made two steps in this order and caught fire in my hands!
I went into a panic and we have blown over, while the cook shouted "under the water soon!" And I continue to to blow and blow up the kitchen and the fire came from both hands. All this before half a crew. Fortunately, the crew is half Indian and have thought about some special rite.

The fire, indeed the two fires (one in each hand), became extinct after a few seconds of panic. But I'm scared because my hands after I burned. For this bullshit
could lose customers, except that it burns.
I tried to play down, saying that now my hands were definitely
sterilized but I wanted to die of shame, and above all I wanted to laugh.
pretended nonchalance but at some point I could not not say that I burnt my hands so much. And while I entertained the optimist chief engineer with the phrase: "there is a boy died so", the chef went to take a first aid kit from the Foil and sprayed on the hands.

Meanwhile it's the official story that the episode has tried (unsuccessfully minimally) not laugh.

Then they escorted the vessel to make sure it does not stumble, because they were doing the work and I had a certain urgency to disappear from their sight, while looking for a way to not bring back the results ("You have a fax? "" Faaaaax? On a boat? "" You know that the engineer? You see? can bring him the results? "" Why? "and so on).

Monday I will return to the ship because the fuck out of analysis are not good because I realized that practically no water was yellow and had also taken during the sediment transport in the laboratory!

This time stay away from alcohol.


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Homonyms

Last week I made one of mine. For work I had delivered the documents to the village oreifici Luigi Esposito in Naples at the company, but I had forgotten to give back something, so I go back next week for ridargliela. On the envelope there was no address, but as a guideline, I remembered where I was.

anyway within the lane that I thought was hers and I ask the gentlemen at the bar, the Company Esposito Louis and I show them who was standing 10 meters. Now that I knew that in the lane next to us was another Louis Esposito and was (of course) that other right?

I go to the front door was closed, a little 'perplexed because the entry actually I do not remember it.
Anyway after knocking in vain, the guy approaches me that I had given a statement, saying it was their habit to eat in and then to insist.
but insist sz result, he offers to take him into custody, the package but I told him of my medical records and that I can not leave them to him.
Anyway so we almost beating down the door we can open us.
a young man approached me, never seen before (I think that was a salesman that I had not noticed the previous time). Even the room seemed different. I remembered the last time (the week before not 10 years) of having climbed the stairs I did not see that now.
He looks at me perplexed again with mouth full. The gentleman next to me apologized for having disturbed but told him that I just had to deliver and near the bar.
I'll show him the envelope and say, "We have done a medical. Do you remember?" Deathly silence, just look a bit 'confused. It seemed to me at some point to talk to a madman, because he did not understand, could not remember.
And I am again, enunciating the words "We have made the medical examinations, first you were with the Beta Center, these are the folders that you have given us the Beta Center.
And he always fucking puzzled look.
I said, "Here is Edwards Luigi?" He said, "Yes" I said, 'These are the folders that you have given us and we will give back! "
He said, "So when they ask me what I have to say? "And I (but who the hell I had to happen today, just do not understand, you do not remember anything):" Medical ".
He had almost convinced after my insistence that he made the medical examinations but for me to understand better when I name the two people who had carried out the visits, he drew back saying he did not know.
And I might not exist right now, but before there were and he said: "I do not have ever heard. "
I turn around again and ask the question I had to do from the beginning:" There is another area in Esposito Luigi? "He said," Around the corner "

Mortified that he almost broke a leads to blows he had disturbed him that he ate me go, not without stopping by the ladies at the bar explaining the misunderstanding.
How do I find the guy around the corner of Louis Esposito (the right one this time) sitting on a scooter that makes me smile and says, "What are you doing here?" And I think: Yes he is right! I know! Do you know who I am!
So I give the folder and go on.

soon!


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Everyone says that I drive the camper but err

I work for a company that is occupational medicine, and I divide between work and care of medical visits and in this respect I can tell you now talk to a real CamIO .. er camper.
Here's why:
When it was decided in the company to take the camper, as a mobile unit for visits, then (it was October) was the only employee and asked: "Do you feel to drive the camper?" I said, 'Yes, it's like a machine more or less "
the evening when I told my" then "boyfriend (left me less than a month to 4 months of our marriage) he burst out laughing at my answer and I said, "Are you crazy? You're a tragedy with the operations of the machine: light 'man'"
Indeed I still have not understood the mechanism of the parking lot of the machine so much that sometimes after a few tries and the machines that play back by refuse to park, but failing to consider reversing that I have serious trouble understanding how to straighten and keep the wheels straight for more than 10 cm. So Then in November was made the new girl, Niki: more good and safe driving, for which all placed their confidence in her leadership of the camper and said that sooner or later I would have learned. And I was happy: I did not own this responsibility.

On Thursday last the camper was ready to Our Lady of the Arch and I, Niki and Peppe (my boss) went to pick him up. When the garage to bring it up to Portsmouth I offered to take him. Abstract: I did because I had organized visits to the port on Friday, the day after, and I should take it, I wanted to get some 'hands if not never, never, never, never dreamed I'd even offer to drive it.
my
This voluntary initiative is viewed by society as a position I have to show them my confidence and fluency and to prove that I was able to bring this and more, and then an act of considerable courage. According to them I really wanted to be the FIRST company to drive the camper's health! What you absolutely do not understand and that I wanted when I was complimented, I had to make an effort to contradict nn so was the absurdity (of course I have not contradicted). Anyway I get

trembling (but have seen what security?) On the camper top 3.5 m, long and 6m wide nn so much and I sit down. Next to me was Niki.
Peppe was driving the car with which we had arrived. And we walk
vs Ercolano.1 Leg and 1 gas station for passing maneuver because Peppe before I throw in a park-sac. No one sees anything in the camper back, since there is the wall, and ds is seen evil, since it is very wide, so Niki had to drive for operation. Then gasoline, expressway, freeway, exit at Portsmouth, impact of the mirror where nn so that if it falls, motor home parking.
Peppe "Cate So how are you? From the car I saw you safe! For this I went out to Portsmouth, where qc is narrow, and not the Greek Torre, wider output but more distant, "I
(which I thought," Fuck! nn see what the fuck I'm still shaking, but still with a modicum of pride: Thank God I have put in place the mirror, and n has noticed!) "It 's easy, more or less like a machine" and he believed it absurd! BELIEF THAT HAS FOR ME IT WAS EASY TO DRIVE THE CAMPER!

And so the next day I go to the doctor at the time of the Port of Naples. Wrong way almost from the exit of the garage and the doctor had to block all traffic to get me to do the maneuver, excited to do 'or gualione ro' camper.

He is an enthusiastic and kind, the main thing is fucked afraid to drive him so much so that when asked of my guide told him: Catherine is fine for her camper No secrets.

So in two days my myth was born. A thousand congratulations and handshakes from all around the office.
So on Saturday I accompanied the doctor to Pozzuoli and as the doctor confirmed my skill no one asked me how I found myself taking for granted my ability to juggle.

Monday I went to another doctor and everything went well this morning well. where I could rest because Niki should have for the first time to accompany the doctor to make the visits (to be noted that Niki driving the car much better than me) : my head did not feel leave her alone with the camper and asked me to guidance and support if nn she could drive the camper !!!!!!!!!!!!! And always
ME asked my opinion about his leadership.
Peppe said: So how are Cate Niki? There was successful to a certain point you had to step in it? "And I
(But are we crazy, but what you smoked?):" Everything good has led her all the time: it can go "

The doctor then he said, a phone, I'm more confident Nicki driving.
He saw me driving and the IV to I saw Nicki guide, then I knew the way to go to the said Nicki us. Anyway this is saying too My myth instead Resize HAS 'further strengthened, and everyone is asking me for advice on how to drive it.

Now I say: but it is true that the world works right down because I still found it difficult to park my car, how can they think I'm an expert camper next to experiment with trucks trucks?