Ivory Gay For The Week

You can set fire to fetch water? I succeeded

Wednesday calling me saying that I had to make a withdrawal of water on a ship, for the analysis of drinking. Last year I did on the same ship analysis on the areas I knew well, and then the chef of the ship.

I went quietly in the harbor past the checkpoint for cars unauthorized but soon as I turned into it to reach the site where it was detain the ship, he stopped the financing of the port and I was:
- without permission
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without a license - without an identity card. course traveling without both these things for days (having changed bag) and I think I would have traveled for months if the financial police had not stopped me! Anyway

having turned the bag, the guard moved to pity he let me go.

arrived on the ship, the chef fills me with the usual compliments. And over coffee
hold a meeting at The Journal also improvised together on how to implement HACCP in 2006.
Then I ask to go to the bathroom. And the chef takes me in a cab. Entry into the cabin and go to the bathroom because I can not find the switch I pee in total darkness groping in the dark where was the pot (you could not see anything as there is no door in the bathroom). The discharge can not find it, and then exit I just close the tablet.

I'll be back in the kitchen and get ready to take the water sample. The chef in the meantime continues to fill me with compliments on my professionalism.

to work in a sterile environment usually do two things:
- I wet your hands with alcohol
- with the lighter sterilize the faucet.

Unfortunately I made two steps in this order and caught fire in my hands!
I went into a panic and we have blown over, while the cook shouted "under the water soon!" And I continue to to blow and blow up the kitchen and the fire came from both hands. All this before half a crew. Fortunately, the crew is half Indian and have thought about some special rite.

The fire, indeed the two fires (one in each hand), became extinct after a few seconds of panic. But I'm scared because my hands after I burned. For this bullshit
could lose customers, except that it burns.
I tried to play down, saying that now my hands were definitely
sterilized but I wanted to die of shame, and above all I wanted to laugh.
pretended nonchalance but at some point I could not not say that I burnt my hands so much. And while I entertained the optimist chief engineer with the phrase: "there is a boy died so", the chef went to take a first aid kit from the Foil and sprayed on the hands.

Meanwhile it's the official story that the episode has tried (unsuccessfully minimally) not laugh.

Then they escorted the vessel to make sure it does not stumble, because they were doing the work and I had a certain urgency to disappear from their sight, while looking for a way to not bring back the results ("You have a fax? "" Faaaaax? On a boat? "" You know that the engineer? You see? can bring him the results? "" Why? "and so on).

Monday I will return to the ship because the fuck out of analysis are not good because I realized that practically no water was yellow and had also taken during the sediment transport in the laboratory!

This time stay away from alcohol.